Girls, curse the clever things, apparently can detect how suitable we are by the way we dance. Not in the sense that men who dance like dads at weddings aren’t good mate material, but in the way we move and the testosterone this unconsciously signals to the ladies on the dance floor.

That is the findings of a study done by Peter Lovatt, a researcher from Hertfordshire University, anyway.

He went to the local nightclub and filmed various people dancing. He then showed silhouettes of these men to women and asked them to rate them in order of attractedness. The men that got the girls going were giving it large on the dance floor with big movements.

So let that be a lesson to any guys heading out on the town tonight.  If you want to get lucky, you have to give it a go on the dance floor.